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# I would like to borrow this scale for books.
edit: also, how did your computer do a shit? Did it eject a floppy or exude a diarrhoeal series of boot fails?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# It actually fell over while saying "never again man, my heads fucking done in"`
then it drowned in a pool of it's own effluvia and burst into flames, then a marching band walked over it, then a steamroller, then a satellite fell on it and died and died.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?
*doh!* sorry riverghost!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:24, archived)
# The pope won't let me.
The pope.. he fucking stymies my plans!! but one day, one day man, on that day, woah.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# fucking popes.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Is that the first stanza of the rite which summons that most ancient of anti-popish demon, Imchokedacron?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# only if you're naked and smeared in chickenblood
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Does bloodied with chicken-smear count?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# cor! it does in my book! come 'ere darling!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Sounds like one of the motherboard's capacitors has failed.
Bum, I should have said "mobo" to sound all geeky and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# sounds more like the psu has took a shit
checking a spare one now

edit: so much for the spare, that had the 12v going down to 10v and wobbling about.

either the board's lost it's mental or I got two fucked supplies.

Knowing my luck I have 2 fucked supplies and 1 frazzled mental board :D

ah well, TO THE EMPORIUMS! (once I get my celery wired up and get my passwords of the hopefully not fucked hd from old machine)...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Aw man, mis-wired celery is a right bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:49, archived)
# least it's not the courgette
they're well expensive
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# eggplant
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# zucchini
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)
# that is still a courgette
deduct two points.
Also: leek.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:12, archived)
# aubergine
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:16, archived)
# that is still an eggplant.
deduct four pints. Points.
Lettuce
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:19, archived)
# *see sig for details*
you little gem, you
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Gah!
Award me five points for thinking of Iced Gems. Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# *awards five points*
*craves*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# i wish i had spare PSUs
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
# yes, it's great having spares that are broken
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:07, archived)
# What you need is
a bin
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:09, archived)
# I got one
but it's broken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)