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# Tell me about it
I.T. just tried to upgrade the security certificates on our website (something I normally do without incident) and they've managed to stack the whole server...I was hoping to get home before the tubes fill up with drunk/boisterous or drunk/angry soccerball morons, but now it looks like my journey will coincide just exactly with their leaving the pub :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# You need my patented "Anti-lout helm"
The insides are filled to the brim with pictures of flowers and kittehs. Comes with free earplugs.
I would 'shop this but have had too much G&T.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# "BETTER IMPROVEMENT THROUGH VIGOROUS FAILURE"
yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Fuck it, I might go to the pub down the road where they don't have a telly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# good suggestion is good.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Now back, two pints later
Server still down, apparently because of corrupted file system

Fucksticks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:55, archived)
# This is the reason taxis were created.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)