You need my patented 'Anti-lout helm'The insides are filled to the brim with pictures of flowers and kittehs. Comes with free earplugs.
I would 'shop this but have had too much G&T.
(I would 'shop this but have had too much G&T.
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:23,
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