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[challenge entry] D-Kim

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(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# simon cowell?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# i thought it was lee mack
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Nah, it's definitely David Mitchell.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# I think it would be wonderful (shitpeas)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:49, archived)
# whoa - thats fucking scary
Looks a bit like Andy Serkis, too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:50, archived)
# You know I've always spelled it as "woah"
However the internet seems to be pretty adamant that "whoa" is correct, and people who spell it woah are stupid. www.google.co.uk/search?q=woah+or+whoa
Seems a bit silly to me though, a bit like arguing over whether laughter is haha or hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:03, archived)
# heh heh
surely?
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Dunno, I laugh like a hyena having an orgasm
Sod knows how you'd spell that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:15, archived)
# I had to read that back a few times
before I realised that you don't "laugh like a hyena" while having an orgasm
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Um, no
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:26, archived)
# that's more of a dolphin chirp
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
# only keanu says "woah"
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:06, archived)
# I think you'll find Snowy in Tintin also says Woah a lot
Perhaps that's why I've got that spelling lodged in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# When you're young that makes for really weird reading
Snowy sounds so strange in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Yeah, especially that one where Snowy is kidnapped
and you see "Woah! Woah!" coming from an upstairs window, and Tintin runs up to find it's a baby crying, and you think just what does Snowy sound like?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# jejejejejejejejeje
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Jonathan Ross played Woah when his school did a play about the flood
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Haha, that doesn't even make sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:32, archived)
# All things make sense if you look at them the wong way
"And God said to Woah, 'The end of all flesh is come befowe me; for the eawth is filled with violence thwough them; and, behold, I will destwoy them with the eawth."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:36, archived)
# You're thinking of when he had to woah boat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Maybe
He did a masterful reading from Joshua once, though.


"And the Lord said unto Joshua, 'See, I have given into thine hand Jewicho, and the king theweof, and the mighty men of valour. And ye shall compass the city, all ye men of woah, and go wound about the city once. Thus shalt thou do six days. And seven pwiests shall bair befowe the ark seven twumpets of wams' howns: and the seventh day ye shall compass the city seven times, and the pwiests shall blow with the twumpets."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:13, archived)
# I've always spelled it woah
I thought whoa was just used for dogs and horses.
Someone'll be telling me it's spelt 'wierd' next, people seem pretty intent on that being right
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# everyone knows it's whierd, man
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Haha, I mentioned it to a persistent "offender" once
They laughed and refused to believe me :(
Then again, they're also convinced pseudo is pronounced persuade'o..
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C
Never fails. NEVER. I know these things.




edit: just found this, alt-usage-english.org/I_before_E.html some people have "extensions" to the rule, like "well, well, but, it doesn't apply if it rhymes with 'hay' like in neighbour!" and "well, well, err, it doesn't apply when you have a plural like 'democracy' or err err it FUCKING APPLIES ALL RIGHT?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# I'll see you at the hacienda
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# that's spelled haceinda
i know these things
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:59, archived)
# ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/10787609 In which case I think you mean "foriegn" :P
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:59, archived)
# bollocks
hoisted on my own petard!

i've never been able to spell "foriegn". nor have i ever been able to spell "dependent". this makes me a bona fide moron.



edit: 'foriegn' is beginning to hurt my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Haha it is awful isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# it's kind of insidious
but i'll make a special effort to always use "dependant". although that does look like what you're doing when you nick someone's necklace.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# You've reminded me of this:
"When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!"
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:14, archived)
# You've obviously never watched the Grand National
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)
# I always watch the grand national, you make a good point
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:30, archived)
# GRRRARGH
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
# <racist joke ending with naming of sister's kids 'Deneice' and 'Denephew'>
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 5:08, archived)
# Sounds like a very scientific argument
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
# I thought when i was doing it that it looked like
Jeff from Peep Show.
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# I saw him outside a bar in Nottingham the other week
Didn't bother saying hello, mind
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)
# That's fucking terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 1:22, archived)
# Poor chap
loooool
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 3:24, archived)
# shopped pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 6:28, archived)