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# Your criteria are restrictive, but I'll give it a crack...
Clearly sun, surf and sand are to be found in Australia, so once again we find Mrs Mangle to be involved. She's sunbathing naked on the beach and is oiling her foot long wrinkled fleshtube tits with engine oil. Alf squats next to her, also naked, trying to rub some life into his cock and groaning under his breath, 'galah, galah, galaaaaaah.'

Your tropical elf-girl character is nearby felching Paul Robinson's spunk from Toady's fat arse and shoving dogfish egg cases up her mermaid's purse.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# ...........it's now just as bleak in here as it is out there.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# You've got no soul!
This is beautiful man, beautiful!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I do believe you've just cracked the "Australian soap cycle"
which dictates soaps must always have the same 3 recurring storylines with rearranged characters:
1)Something involving an insane character on a vendetta for some long winded reason that strecthes out across more episodes than a fight in Dragon Ball Z
2)Affairs. Because boning someone else is quite trendy
3)Wooden acting.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Bingo!
Holywood Melbourne here I come!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)