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# why's the footie stopped? was someone hit by lightning?
if anyone knows, JJ will know
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
# I dunno if anyone was hit...
I think it might be back on now, not sure.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
# it's just a precaution, but I doubt it will restart
the pitch is nearly waterlogged already
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
# doesn't normally stop them
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# The football stopped because the world realised it was a pointless waste of time.
Everyone's gone home to find cures to diseases/construct perpetual motion machines/solve world hunger/have sex.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# ^this
please ^this
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# hahahaaha
says the man who spent the last however long drawing an elf on the back of a crocodile with her arse in the air ;)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# It's my contribution to world peace.
.........and I'll be able to use it to earn a little coin later down the road.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:48, archived)
# unlike the footballs, in which one never earns anything!
oh.. n/m.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# fp this please mods k thx by
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Sorry, FOOTBALLERS??? finding cures? making machines? solving hunger?
Surely the reason they're footballers is because they're incapable of anything other than kicking an inflated leather bag or having (possibly inappropriate) sex?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# no, it's because they are lucky enough to get paid megabucks for playing a game
who needs brains when you have balls?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
#
"A bunch of vain, illiterate, millionaire borderline rapists, whose job it is to shepherd a bit of leather into a badly-made outdoor cupboard"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)