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# razzer frazzer 'hic' unto tree
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# I'd like to see Walked on by Water, and Force-fed by Five Thousand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Or that time he was mugged in that market in that temple.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# or when a stable was born in him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:36, archived)
# I heard his mum was a right dirty slapper though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# It's a shame how he died: stabbed by Lazarus after he saved all those nice men off of being crucified.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:36, archived)
# It serves him right for all those people he went round maiming
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Yeah, but to be fair that was to get back at all those rich bastards who kept giving him leprosy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Yeah, after he gave them all his precious myrrh too.
Anyway, I'm going to bed; goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# In Soviet Judea
water walks on YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Or when he crucified that rich guy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Blessed arerrr gerroff ya bastads! You're all bassstads!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Bless'd arr the reet 'arrd bastads! *Hic* Reet 'ard wah yer lookin at ya blastid scunner?
I'll nail yer to a cross bafore yer can say Scaremen-en-ent ya wee gobshite.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# pissing on his be-sandalled feet :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Putting dirt on peoples feet.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)