does this work if you look online for the item
and say in a loud voice "Hmmm, I think I'm going to have to buy another {insert lost item here}, Yup, I'm ordering it now. Exactly the same as the one I lost. Maybe a bit more expensive. 24 hour shipping." ?
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Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:21,
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