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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# you're really missing her aren't you
I suggest you move on to a new target. Bourbon Fox and his fascination for vulpine mammaries is a logical one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# he's lost his muse
his batshit insane death threatening muse :D

It's like.. some epic tale of a distraught angst laden artists movement in 1920's Paris*


*It does not in any way resemble this scenario
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Not mental enough
imchocked is probably the next best thing we've got, but he doesn't tend to engage like Moggy did
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# true, but with the constant poking that atomic is capable of.....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Right...make new Pope pics.
I'll get right on that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# THE POPE? THE POPE? THE POPE? THE POPE? THE POPE?
THE POPE? THE POPE? THE POPE? THE POPE? THE POPE? THE POPE? THE POPE?
THE POPE? THE POPE? THE POPE? THE POPE? THE POPE? THE POPE? THE POPE?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# No, ...not that one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:45, archived)
# THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE?
THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE? THE ANITPOPE?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# NOW we got a compo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Is he Opposite Jesus' friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:05, archived)
# No. Opposite Jesus is fictional.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:08, archived)
# So's the Pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I give it ten minutes before Imchocked turns up.
You have invoked him!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Ah. Ten minutes appear to have passed.
Make it twenty.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I think if Mothra didn't invoke him up there^, my comment stands no chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# The Vatican children fucker's hands have stain
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:11, archived)
# It is the false messiah!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:13, archived)
# FUCKING 'A'
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Invocked
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:16, archived)
# popeyvockedinvockedypopeydope
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:19, archived)
# To be honest, probably not foreign enough either
I had an idea the other day for what would have been a great entry to that "The other person's perspective" compo we had a few weeks back, with Moggy running all our replies through google translate and it coming out with things like "Construct small locomotive logic" and "Dave is the driver of you lorry forty-seven"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha "Construct small locomotive logic" is a great sig
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# If you say so...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I see your sig is promoting a great website
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# engage like
"死血の家族の大虐殺！"

lol

COME BACK MOGGY (unless you're permbanned, lol)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Yeah, she says things that could blow your mind...like...
"こんにちは素敵な人...天気の良い日があります！"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# or even more terrifyingly
私はミトンが好き！しかし、私は晴れた日にそれらを着用しないでください！ HAHA！ミトンかわいいです！
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Then in next short time:
私はあなたのコックにミトンを置く。それはウナギのバットのような味。
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
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これは家畜の誤った使用であり、あなたが危険にさらされる
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
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私はそのような性質のもので傷つける許しませんでした。冗談はありません。食品の無駄。
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:41, archived)
#
すぐにキラーロボットになり、それが通勤のために寿司コンセントを動作します。
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
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私はあなたの芸術がありません良いような人を承認します。
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:45, archived)
#
私は豆が好きです！
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# \o/
パイナップルの性交
YYeEEESSSSSS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# ahahaha bat of eel
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# My new target:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# is that vomit or dickgag?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# FFS! Choose one!
Must I do everything?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# you don't have to do "everything"
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
# *readies knife*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# The orphans are getting fed tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Yes...what little there is.
Diced is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:39, archived)
# nice of you to serve your own
but they'll starve on your portion
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I see what you did there.
Too bad it didn't work.
We shall meet in the street and compare peni.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# oh yeah it did
you got scared

YOU GOT SCARED MAN

with your tail betwixt yer legs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Sleep tight, my friend.
I will not be lurking about your room with an axe.
So, don't you worry.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# axe?
oh my

what is this the middle ages

we do murderin' proper these days
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
# new target?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
# edit: she gone :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# News Just In!
B3ta Mod encourages bullying of young, sexually-confused b3tard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# I don't consider it bullying when the person is openly abusive and specifically states they don't give a shit about the feelings of others
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Oooh, who did that? Have I missed some gossip again?
Did Foxworth have a breakdown?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# could be related to what appears to be a perm ban
I'll give anyone the benefit of the doubt really.

But stalking and death threats even if it's comedy bullshit, nah.. that's bad juju man, bad juju.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# not an error in translation?
(1.618..., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# nasty usually translates quite well
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# He wasn't mean ol' Whisky
It might be interesting to see him have a breakdown, but he seems remarkably level headed for a filthy yiffing pervert
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# What's this all about then?
Leave the Fur Fuckers Alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Bourbon Fox is sexually confused?
in a hotel/motel/holiday inn way?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:31, archived)
# He likes foxes with tits. I'd say that qualifies as sexually confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I wouldn't have gone as far as saying it was sexual
or necessarily confused. Just that he appears to be fascinated by them.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# fascinated...
a little too... fascinated....

HMM

HMM

EH EH EH EH

*nudges*

EH EH

sorry, what was the question again, my attention span failed while typing this post.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Fine, in that case it's just "encouraging the bullying of an innocent young B3tard."
Not a major improvement there Toasty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:41, archived)
# you're the only one talking about bullying
I was talking about atomic's love and adoration of moggy and that now she's not here he should find a new muse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Are you busy this week?...*bats eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:48, archived)
# *runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Ahahah, I'm only messing around. But you seem to be digging even deeper.
Now instead of bullying, it's homosexual harassment :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# may I remind the right honourable gentleman that the question of sexual confusion was his own
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Hey, I'm more fucked up than welly full of chicken liver.
I never denied it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:03, archived)
# now now
there's no reason to try and turn us on with your visual prose.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I toned it down from more fucked up than a slut at a gangbang.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:12, archived)
# a gangbanged slut with a fanny like a welly full of chicken liver
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:16, archived)
# and other selected farm produce
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:09, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:51, archived)
# 'innocent' and 'b3tard' in the same sentence
Hee hee Haa haa Hoo hoo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Don't forget gas masks
Foxes with tits, wearing gas masks. Foxes who have tits, wearing gas masks on their faces, not foxes wearing tits on their gas masks, nor foxes wearing gas masks on their tits.

I hope this clarifies the situation.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Forever in our hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# (found this old one for you)..............................................................ENJOY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# *enjoys*

Just think about it - 40 tonnes of shitworms are a lot of shitworms
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# No, it's not that many really.
50 tonnes is more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:48, archived)
# DEAL WITH IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:07, archived)
# You have much to say with little proof.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Well that's me told.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# I didn't want to come down so hard on you, but you forced my hand.
(I'm sure you've heard that before)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# it's more than 39 tonnes and not as much as 41 tonnes
there is no argument in this regard.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# I disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Me too, with gusto!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# yeah but what weighs more?
40 tonnes of shitworms or 40 tonnes of shitflies?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# A bazooka
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:48, archived)
# FULL OF SHITWORMS!
YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:22, archived)
# This thread is now about shitworms
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Leave Moggy Alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# *BREAKING NEWS* We've tracked her down, she's taken the whole thing really badly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:34, archived)
# U__U
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha oh fuck
edit: collectedcurios.forumotion.net/t673-i-don-t-surpport-new-work

Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:04, archived)
# it's seriously in her best interests to be banned from all these places
perhaps more than any of us she really needs to step away from the keyboard for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:21, archived)
# wow
maybe she should set up her own forum online to post her own art

with blackjack! and hookers!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Forget the blackjack!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# I could do a song about this
but I won't

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:32, archived)
# And maybe banjos going over cliffs


edit- wow. I've impressed myself with a new low in shittiness.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Save the Banjos!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:48, archived)