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# it's toilet paper, get it????? i'm sorry.


 
or loo paper or bum roll or whatever the fuck y'all call it
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Good evening Doctor
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
# evening y'all
i've been gone for a little while. what did i miss?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
#
Not much. Some brilliant some bad.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Love will tear us a sheet....
Might I spang myself now, Mama?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Two paper rolls?
He has lost control again
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Drimchocked
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# wipe...in silence
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
# And I Quote:
CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:32, archived)
# You gotta roll with it
you gotta take your time
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:33, archived)
# *summons Cornholio*
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:54, archived)
# jesus you've just given me flashbacks
to a guy i knew at university who'd sit there going "buuunghooole bunghole bunghole bunghole MY NAME IS CORNHOLIO AND I NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE". apropos of absolutely fucking nothing, we'd just be sitting watching telly or something.

god that annoyed me. IT ANNOYED ME.

also i erroneously accused you of being australian the other day :( you have my fulsome apologies, my canuck friend
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Well it's a toss up who's beer is worse so as they say, "no worries".
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
# "The sign said 'Drink Canada Dry', so I did" - some famous alchoholic
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# RIP
HE NEVER SCORED
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# THERE ARE NICE CANADIAN BEERS
I've even drunk some of them! They probably just don't make it out West where everyone's all American and shit.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)