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# It's been oooh, years since I posted a picture of myself.
years since I posted a picture of myself.

How are we all doing?

FIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# O_o
You spelled 'lard' wrong lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# I don't understand, where's the Battle Poll?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:54, archived)
# HERE IT IS!
Who Will Win?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Damn it I just added one
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Physique of an IT professional ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Tubster for deffo
Sumo innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Tubster has the cold dead eyes of a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# So does Suckgut.
I think those are just his real eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Dave!
Do a drawing, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# what of?
I'm on ubuntu now and still trying to get to grips with Gimp. But give me a photo and I'll cell shade the shit out of it for you*


*unless it is a photo of shit, then I'll cell shade the shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Advertisement : Unexpected TURDS in your photos?
Call Dave the Shit Shader and all your poop worries are over.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Oh, would this be Dave of "It's a car" fame?
I don't believe I've had the pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Nope.
I'm Dave of "PUT YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES BACK ON DAVE FOR FUCK SAKE!" Fame.
I was recognised by a b3ta person in Glasgow the other day when out having drinks. Last time I take my clothes off in that pub*



*won't be the last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Fascinating.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Not really.
Just thought it was funny as I hadn't posted in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# DAAAAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# WHAAAAT?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# hello fatty!
edit: these days if i look down, i can't see my feet :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# awight ginge.
Edit: That's what lead to this picture, I drank lots of chocolate milk and realised I couldn't see my feet in the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# were your elephantitus ridden testicles in the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# I have the same problem
But that's because I'm a snail.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# so you can only see your one foot?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# awwww snap.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# No. I don't have any eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Yes but that's because you have diabetes and had to have them amputated, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# oh yeah
damn this alzheimers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# You fat bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:02, archived)
# don't deny it,
you've always dreamed of there being more of me to love.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# looking buff
have you been working out with drugs and shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Alas no, I use my money for hookers and beer
I'm just really good at photoshoping muscles onto myself and making it look like a shit, out of focus, self camera phone mirror shot. There is a surprisingly large market for it on facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I'd be lost without those red arrows.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)