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# dirty old cow..
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Pull the udder one!
Arf! :-D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Don't milk it now
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# he wouldn't dairy
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# I like her high heeled shoes...
:D

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
# They're making it into a moovie
: D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Cameos by Hugh Heffer and Leather Locklea?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Co-starring Sarah Jessica Parker
as the talking horse
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# This could be another good project for her....
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Filth, utter filth...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# i had not heard of that book until the other day
from reading a quick article i gleaned that it is erotic twilight fan fiction for frustrated housewives.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:06, archived)
# I remember when I first read the "fan fiction" known as "slash"...
...it seems to be in general horrifying, badly written and hilarious in equal measure.

You've not read anything of note until you've read Blakes 7 gay slash fiction written by a menopausal goth divorcee sitting somewhere on the Asperger's spectrum.

And you'll only ever read that sort of thing once, so enjoy it whilst your eyes aren't bleeding.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:32, archived)
# she's holding that book with her feet
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# My dad used to do that when he started to go long-sighted
and the best distance for seeing things was about four feet away
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)