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# I'm not sure if hitting 2000 posts warrants a nekkid GIF yet but fuck it...2000 POSTS!


Thank you all for entertaining me with your amusing works - long may it continue :)

Thanks to Maiden too for helping me with the spinning vinyl. Her animation skills are far superior to mine.

please ignore the love handles - and no that isn't my real cock - mines far smaller than that ;)

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Congrats! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# cheers dude :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# :oD
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# *twatbadgers*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# *twatgrooms*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Well hello
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 0:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Congratulations :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# thanks for the spinning vinyl :D
I'm just imagining how much that would chafe actually :oO
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# I'd imagine this would be a trendy way of doing a bar mitzvah :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# oy vey!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# *provides soundtrack*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNZ04vn6BZA
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:51, archived)
# excellent :D
and works brilliant with Hedonist's gif below
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
# There's a band called The Glitzy Bag Hags
who did a version of that but with the lyrics changed to "I mean to have you David Hasselhof, I want to have you on my tablecloth"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Dwarf percussion
It's the latest thing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# "Bar Mitzval"? Are you sure you don't mean "bris"?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brit_milah
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 12:07, archived)
# i'd like to have Maiden 'spin my vinyl'
*wink wink nudge nudge*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# HONKA HONKA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# 'Ave it Large :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
# How do we know that's Pedro's?
(I had a strange feeling of deja vu as I typed that...)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Hey I'm drinking voddy I'll spin anybody's record ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# enormous!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# 24.1 gigawatts
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# you should see the size of her decks...
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# have you noticed the label is going one way and the record is going the other?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:11, archived)
# TITS OR GTFO
congrats :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Re: your sig

I have this old thing....

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# I LIEK this :-)
a line from the Rush In Rio documentary. Rio and Porto Alegre gigs, they had a press conference as their 1st time touring South America and there were lots of typical questions 'Where is Neil?(Peart), Will the set list be the same as the North US tour, Why did you not come here before?' to which Geddy replied 'because we're not very smart' (gets laughs) and then Alex comandeers the conference microphone and announces that 'We're here to make everything better. We're gonna make airplanes out of beef' (more laughs).

Thank you sir :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Well done, blue.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Hehe, "Lookit"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# steaks on a plane!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:18, archived)
# needs moar QT logo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 0:07, archived)
# SUPER FUN HAPPY NAKED ROTARY IN THE NUDE TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Congrats hedonist!
That's quite some turntable you've got there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# well thank you :D
*adjusts tie*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# HAPPY BRN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Gratz, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Confiblirations!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# 2 fahzand? you avin' a larf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:19, archived)
# I read that as "Fahzerland"
and thought something right-wing was afoot
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# I thought my right foot was a wing
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 4:19, archived)
# Congrats
(herman:D, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 12:28, archived)