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# Don't try this at home folks.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# sod that, i'm going to detonate a gimto later
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Funny old stuff, Watney's...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Best opened with a screwdriver and claw hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Then downed in one, whilst holding your nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# You two must be getting on a bit to remember that stuff!
As a kid I remember my dad drinking it and thought that the grimacing was something beer made your face do. Ah Christmas parties in the seventies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Not really that old I am in my mid forties though :P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:43, archived)
# ^
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Me too. ;)
Never actually tasted Watney's products, I get the impression they were a bit 'pioneering' in the home drinking market.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
# It was cheap fizzy beer of no great taste
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
# word of advice
no matter how desperate you are, never try mixing brandy with bovril.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
# dammit! that was next on the list :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)
# the word you're looking for is "evil"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# …bbut WHY!? Smashy WHY!?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# it does not taste like a bullshot
more like a bullshit. also, it will make you curl up on the bathroom floor with your arm around your porcelain pal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:00, archived)
# *Googles*
I don't like beer as it is, that just looks like a tin of mixed veg.

And probably tastes worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:39, archived)
# It's a legacy of the 70s and 80s the Watneys Party Seven was a drink not to be messed with
it showed up at every party and they was a nightmare to get into and usually resulted in the contents spraying the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I shall have to ask about. I'm oddly compelled by such a weird looking drink.
I imagine I'd have to look in the dusty cellar of an abandoned pub in John O'Groats to try it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# It will likely have eaten through the can by now
and be on it's way to the centre of the earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Yes it had a half-life of 50 years but the contents were known for it's China Syndrome properties
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# it isn't much different to this
www.heineken.com/gb/our-beer/products-keg.aspx
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# ^ I had no idea that this stuff even existed, until now
those old farts drink some weird shit, man
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Of course 'der yoof' drink loads of normal stuff
like WKD Purple and Jagerbombs and stuff.

If you can't drink pints of bitter you shouldn't be drinking, in my humble opinion. *tamps pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I drink guinness and whisky, none of which require the application of a scewdriver or hammer :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:53, archived)
# They just make you feel like they have.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish The day the motion stopped, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Party Seven was in an industrial size tin,
so it was too big for a ring-pull.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:58, archived)
# And this is why your generation missed out of hours of fun
you can't buy that kind of party entertainment anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Whereas your generation could miss out on whole weeks at a time thanks to that...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish The day the motion stopped, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:00, archived)
# But that was half the fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Blech, I hate WKD. That's the sort of shit 12 year olds drink.
I wish there was a viable, medical excuse as to why I don't drink bitter. I don't think "it makes me feel really sick" really cuts the mustard.

I'm mainly on bourbon (of course), rum, vodka, etc. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)
# here here *dons smoking jacket and slippers*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Strangely enough,
I'm going to a beer festival at a local pub tonight. It has it's own brewery and does some fantastic beers. I will be very ill tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:00, archived)
# \o/
I really need to look up some local beer festivals since I moved.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish The day the motion stopped, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I'm pretty ill today I knocked back some Polish Lager last night
weren't much but as I;ve been working very early mornings this week the combination of booze and tiredness has caused a largish hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Polish Lager is the mind killer!
I get headaches after most sessions, but Polish lager is probably the worst. I think they put a rusty washer in the bottom of each can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:08, archived)
# I was very disappointed the first time I bought WKD in a bar
and they said it was only 5% or something. What the fuck? If I mix vodka and Irn Bru the stuff is half or two thirds vodka. What's with this watery shit? It's not even real Irn Bru they use!

Pah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:32, archived)
# The Burp Locker.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish The day the motion stopped, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:57, archived)
# 0_O
Faily Fail
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:01, archived)
# is this the new series of Life on Mars ?
the tin explodes and he ends up in the 1970's
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Probably
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Ha ha. This is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Ha ha
We used to have 4 cans of Jaguar lager that I took to a party for a joke. I left them there and they turned up at every party I went to for about two or three years. The tradition became whoever brought the Jaguar was excused bringing anything else and got drunk for free on everyone elses stuff.
As a punishment for starting this, I was finally made to drink them myself. They were about 2% and tasted awful.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:48, archived)
# This is a very good idea
I'm going to start a similar tradition and then move away before I have to drink it.

I did take some Tescos £4 whisky to a party ten years back or so. First I tried it, then mixing it with Dr Pepper and raspberry juice, and then stopped drinking it because nothing would make it any less foul.

The bottle was empty by the end of the evening, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:30, archived)
# As I remeber, the explosion came the next day after drinking the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha - that's a blast from the past...
quite lidderally in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:59, archived)