crabby's making me hungry.
( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)

that's funny, he's making me itch
( Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)

pfff
( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)

I had crabs once. Didn't care for them.
( BorisKarloff is sensitive to light, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)

that's because you're a terrible pet owner
( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:30, archived)

I beg your pardon! I happen to be an excellent pet owner.
( BorisKarloff is sensitive to light, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)

i'm not
( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)

May I suggest a cat or two?
( BorisKarloff is sensitive to light, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)

cats freak me out
( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)

Are you Jim Stafford?
( BorisKarloff is sensitive to light, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)

the lack of penis suggests not
( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)

Ha! I share your pain!
( BorisKarloff is sensitive to light, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)

i'd always have something to play with
( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)

Think green and buy yourself a cucumber.
( BorisKarloff is sensitive to light, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)

i would, but i'd just eat it
( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)

HAAHHAH
( BorisKarloff is sensitive to light, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 1:41, archived)