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# Q: What do you call a dinosaur who plays tennis?

A: Roger FedeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# clever girl......
in other news, a mixture of tia maria, grenadine and cava is like a riot in your mouth. all the tastebuds are going at once!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:47, archived)
# I agree with all of the above...
with the exception of the 'girl' part.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:54, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Have your tried cheap perry with vodka....
I thought of it a couple of weeks ago..
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:58, archived)
# i've had it with special red cider years ago
me and my mates used to call it rocket fuel. you could get utterly twatted for 2.50
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I used to be able to have four and a half pints and chips peas and a battered sausage for £2.50!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)
# you're old
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Circa 1980, a pint was about 38p !
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# i wouldn't know, i was 6
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I was all grown up and 15!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# :D
i could get into the over 25's night at my local nightclub when i was 14. being fat makes you look older!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:10, archived)
# I'v just always looked OLD!....
People used to put 5 to 10 years on my when geussing may age when I was in my 20's, even the bloke on the fair that used to get everyone correct added about 6 years, strangly though, now I'm in my 40's people think I look younger than I am..
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# same here!
since i've lost weight, it's taken about 15 years off me!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# A year for each stone!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# add 2 and a half years and you're right
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Is it a riot in your mouth?
And they just deployed tear gas and baton rounds?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# possibly
by now, i don't care
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I AM DRUNK. I GO BED NOW.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Light weight!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# yes iam
there's enough left for one drink and i'm not going to bed till i've drunk it
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# it's a good job i'm on a chair
i'd fall over otherwise
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# I'm just about to start mine in a minute...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# i've got an early start tomorrow
taking the twins out for their birthday treat
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Shop lifting at Toys'R'us again! ;-)
you enjoy, nighty night.... :-)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
# no, happy meals at mcdongies(as they call it)
then cheap toys and on to grandma's to make a cake
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# I like his arms...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)
# I find that
arms are integral to the whole tennis process.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Unlike a racket that he appears to have put his hand through ;-)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Yep
magic dinosaurs tend to that.

Did I mention that he was magic in some unspecified way?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Yay, Now this makes proper sence now :-)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)
# he's put his hand through the strings
stupid Swiss raptor :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
# here, have a mop
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# That's clearly because
he's some kind of magic, tennis-playing dinosaur!

Not because I'm crap with Photoshop. Honest.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# a hawkeyesaurus ?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# A hawkeyesaurus
to you too!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# gazuntied
(however the fuck you spell it) :)

edit: it's great - most of us wouldn't have bothered with the arms :)


(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# geshuntheid, i think
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:25, archived)
# like I said ................. :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Mr Hoppy!!!!
I never done it...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)