Hahaha you jest
But I foresee this being not too far from the truth:
'Cable Car Replacement Bus Service 27th July - 9th September 2012 - we apologise for any inconvenience caused to your journey.'
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:36,
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