My stepmother met him once - apparently he was an arsehole to her, so he's well alright in my book.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:04,
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I once walked straifgt into Billy Connoly's chest, he didn't seem to pleased about it...
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:07,
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I thought he might judging by the look on his face....
I didn't even know it was him, untill I started to walk away and I could see and heard people nudging eachother and point saying "Look it's Billy Connoly" :-)
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:11,
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I know someone who worked at a theatre where he did a show
He was allegedly an egocentric git.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:28,
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If I was Billy Connolly I'd be egocentric.
See - people go on about megastars being arseholes - well of course they are - we all would be.
Fuck it - if I was well famous and rich, I'd hire people specifically to fire just so I could see the look on their faces at my unreasonableness.
It's this attitude that probably explains why I'm an absolutely Joe Average working for Faceless Incorporated.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:33,
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Fuck it - if I was well famous and rich, I'd hire people specifically to fire just so I could see the look on their faces at my unreasonableness.
It's this attitude that probably explains why I'm an absolutely Joe Average working for Faceless Incorporated.
No no - anyone on The Apprentice deserves absolutely everything they get.
I'm talking throwing diamond-encrusted mobile 'phones at assistants here, and having my hat flown first class across the Atlantic - that sort of stuff.
If I were a rock star my rider would need a fucking hundred-page index.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:41,
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If I were a rock star my rider would need a fucking hundred-page index.
He looked at me like I was a piece of dirt....
But there again, I think he thought I was taking the piss and had walked into him on purpose, which I hadn't..
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:42,
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You totally should have turned to an imaginary friend across the street and shouted "Got it!" and run off.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:44,
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I was only a wee little slip of a lad at the time and a bit scared of him.... I think it was about 1982
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:49,
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I understand that his enunciation of "Bob" - which is widely-celebrated as some of his finest work
is due to his having overcome a nervous stutter he suffers from.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:08,
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No long philosophical debates I'm afraid.
I just served him a coffee.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:10,
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I've also heard he is an arsehole.
Hard to work with apparantly.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:07,
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