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# I met him once
he seemed alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I once walked straifgt into Billy Connoly's chest, he didn't seem to pleased about it...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Not to mention that he broke your fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:08, archived)
# I thought he might judging by the look on his face....
I didn't even know it was him, untill I started to walk away and I could see and heard people nudging eachother and point saying "Look it's Billy Connoly" :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Maybe he didn't see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:20, archived)
# He was taller than I thought he would be...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Weird, because he seems to fit into my telly OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Badum tish ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I know someone who worked at a theatre where he did a show
He was allegedly an egocentric git.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)
# If I was Billy Connolly I'd be egocentric.
See - people go on about megastars being arseholes - well of course they are - we all would be.

Fuck it - if I was well famous and rich, I'd hire people specifically to fire just so I could see the look on their faces at my unreasonableness.

It's this attitude that probably explains why I'm an absolutely Joe Average working for Faceless Incorporated.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)
# dunno Alan Sugar managed to live the dream
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:36, archived)
# No no - anyone on The Apprentice deserves absolutely everything they get.
I'm talking throwing diamond-encrusted mobile 'phones at assistants here, and having my hat flown first class across the Atlantic - that sort of stuff.

If I were a rock star my rider would need a fucking hundred-page index.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:41, archived)
# He looked at me like I was a piece of dirt....
But there again, I think he thought I was taking the piss and had walked into him on purpose, which I hadn't..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:42, archived)
# You totally should have turned to an imaginary friend across the street and shouted "Got it!" and run off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I was only a wee little slip of a lad at the time and a bit scared of him.... I think it was about 1982
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:49, archived)
# I understand that his enunciation of "Bob" - which is widely-celebrated as some of his finest work
is due to his having overcome a nervous stutter he suffers from.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:08, archived)
# No long philosophical debates I'm afraid.
I just served him a coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:10, archived)
# *something about tennis*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:18, archived)