If I was Billy Connolly I'd be egocentric.
See - people go on about megastars being arseholes - well of course they are - we all would be.
Fuck it - if I was well famous and rich, I'd hire people specifically to fire just so I could see the look on their faces at my unreasonableness.
It's this attitude that probably explains why I'm an absolutely Joe Average working for Faceless Incorporated.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:33,
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Fuck it - if I was well famous and rich, I'd hire people specifically to fire just so I could see the look on their faces at my unreasonableness.
It's this attitude that probably explains why I'm an absolutely Joe Average working for Faceless Incorporated.
No no - anyone on The Apprentice deserves absolutely everything they get.
I'm talking throwing diamond-encrusted mobile 'phones at assistants here, and having my hat flown first class across the Atlantic - that sort of stuff.
If I were a rock star my rider would need a fucking hundred-page index.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:41,
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If I were a rock star my rider would need a fucking hundred-page index.