No no - anyone on The Apprentice deserves absolutely everything they get.
I'm talking throwing diamond-encrusted mobile 'phones at assistants here, and having my hat flown first class across the Atlantic - that sort of stuff.
If I were a rock star my rider would need a fucking hundred-page index.
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If I were a rock star my rider would need a fucking hundred-page index.