In order of hatred.....Piers Morgan. Burn in the style of the Wicker Man.
Kerry Katona. Tar and feather her. Then remove her vocal cords.
Tony Blair. The only 'Labour' he knows is wanking. Place on the Island of Rockall wearing nothing but a t-shirt declaring 'CUNT'.
Margaret Thatcher. Milk Snatcher. Put her old arthritic bones to work in a cheese factory, 23 hours a day. Feed with yoghurt if performance dwindles.
Simon Cowell. Fuck off. Simple as.
Melanie Phillips. Feed her some more LSD and lock in a shed. Can only do good, she must be on MASSIVE drugs, bearing in mind the shit she spouts.
Gordon Ramsey. Potty mouth, general tard. Can cook, so I wouldn't kick him out my kitchen. Start swearing though, and I'll wash his mouth out with soap and water.
Jeremy Clarkson. Bit of a cock, but can't grumble at Top Gear. Cut me up on the open road though, and I'll have to spray NitroMors over your prized collection of motors.
Jim Davidson. OK, ok. Thinks he's a bit of a comedian, but fails with the Politically Incorrect stuff. Mind you, I've seen worse on B3ta. Does a lot for charidee.
/rant over.
(Kerry Katona. Tar and feather her. Then remove her vocal cords.
Tony Blair. The only 'Labour' he knows is wanking. Place on the Island of Rockall wearing nothing but a t-shirt declaring 'CUNT'.
Margaret Thatcher. Milk Snatcher. Put her old arthritic bones to work in a cheese factory, 23 hours a day. Feed with yoghurt if performance dwindles.
Simon Cowell. Fuck off. Simple as.
Melanie Phillips. Feed her some more LSD and lock in a shed. Can only do good, she must be on MASSIVE drugs, bearing in mind the shit she spouts.
Gordon Ramsey. Potty mouth, general tard. Can cook, so I wouldn't kick him out my kitchen. Start swearing though, and I'll wash his mouth out with soap and water.
Jeremy Clarkson. Bit of a cock, but can't grumble at Top Gear. Cut me up on the open road though, and I'll have to spray NitroMors over your prized collection of motors.
Jim Davidson. OK, ok. Thinks he's a bit of a comedian, but fails with the Politically Incorrect stuff. Mind you, I've seen worse on B3ta. Does a lot for charidee.
/rant over.
Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337,
Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:10,
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clarkson is a twat, yeahbut he did cunt morgan in the fuck down an alleyway, so kudos for that.
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Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:12,
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Thats true :)Maybe not nitromors then, maybe iron filings? :)
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337,
Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:16,
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For no obvious reason, Plan Bis the person who really gets my goat at the moment.
I think it is his attempts to sound "street" whilst doing very middle class things such as talking to Simon Mayo about his 5 year career plan.
(I think it is his attempts to sound "street" whilst doing very middle class things such as talking to Simon Mayo about his 5 year career plan.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:42,
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He is quite astonishingly arrogant. I noticed this after he claimed to have "mastered soul" on his last album
Now he thinks he's Marlon Brando.
(Now he thinks he's Marlon Brando.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:56,
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so much thishe fucking irritates me. He's Danny Dyer mark 2
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:20,
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