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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:56, archived)
# my tongue has goner all funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:57, archived)
# And the egg is touching the beans!
What monster would do this?


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:59, archived)
# that doesn't bother me
it was the battery what done it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:16, archived)
# It's imperative to use a sausage as a breakwater.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Bacon breakbeaner.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I've never understood beans and egg together
the rest of those I have no problem with, I especially like batteries, tingly on my tongue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Weirdo.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Try a 12v battery from a car alarm remote sometime
you'll see a blue flash behind your eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Chew the foil
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:34, archived)
# haha
and the egg has those brown crispy bits

I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING !!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:02, archived)
# I thought the cook had had a nosebleed.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Actually no:
those crispy bits are from suasages and bacon fried in the pan before the egg

and they have been withheld!!

AAARRRRGGGGHHHH !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:15, archived)
# this is the biggest crime here
veggie fry-ups are just wrong. It's like having a wank but stopping just before the vinegar strokes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:20, archived)
# veggie fry ups are good with veggie sausages and veggie bacon
they leave veggie black bits
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:23, archived)
# I had no idea egg touching beans was a thing!
Every fry up I've ever made has been a horror and I never knew
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:03, archived)
# I don't have a problem with the egg/beans combo personally.
But it's when the fried slice commes dunked in the juice from the tomatoes and is all soggy that my blood starts to boil.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:12, archived)
# I'm with you on this...
Egg white... meh
Beans... meh
Egg white & beans... mmm :)

(However, the beans better fuck off away from teh yolk or there'll be trouble!)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:13, archived)
# That egg was fried for far too long and too hot on the underside and the yolk is almost raw

This is not a breakfast of champions and I do not condone it.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:07, archived)
# indeed. that is the worst egg i have ever seen.
crunchy whites -- ewww! i bet there's even some shell bits in there too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Looks like there's some Worcestershire sauce involved as well...


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:18, archived)
# I like crunchy whites
and I like Worcestertstcter sauce

I'M TELLING YOU NOTHING MOLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:21, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:25, archived)
# I exchanged it for a Ginsters pasty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:46, archived)
# YOU FIENDISH BEAST!
Have a bite on this then let's talk...


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:33, archived)
# oh god ooh god oh gods hods gods gogodsofsof do fod fodf do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:47, archived)
# you have no soul
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:11, archived)
# also
you forgot a dry popsicle stick against the tongue
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Poopsicle
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:32, archived)
# yummy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Now that's a classic.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I know that none of these things upset me.
*flexes in mirror*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:46, archived)
# You just had to mentions beans full stop. Bleh!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:02, archived)
# i'd happily eat egg and beans together
but if you but any kind of sauce or relish on it then it's going straight in the bin and i'm going to the chippy.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I don't know what you mean
I was at the scene of another crime when the incident occured.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Anything but the egg :D
*fears
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:23, archived)
# It's not just me!!!
My missus has been trying to convince me I'm mad
(BarneyGumble, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I'd happily mop up the sauce from my beans with my crispy egg.
Does that make me some kind of monster?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:28, archived)