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# That Andy's a right drama queen...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:04, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:04, archived)
# May I be the first to say
that's eggcellent
:D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Good craic
Woo!

Edit: First time I've seen an image enlarged for the front page
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:07, archived)
# bwahahahaha!
this is all kinds of silly!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Now stop that this is just very silly
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:52, archived)
# That is 8-9 kinds of silly :)
Ooh, I've been FP-ed! I wondered why my pic had suddenly got bigger... thanks everyone :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Well deserved Front Page too.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Yeah, it's 404 pixels wide
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:57, archived)
# i do love this!
*clicks*
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:58, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffff
 
love the shoes
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 21:30, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:14, archived)
# nice to see that he knows he correct way to make coffee.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:19, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:33, archived)
# eggs-actly.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Haha, I curse the cheff at our local teppanyaki for his one handed break....
Stop showing off and just use two hands and then I won't finish up with shell in my egg.....
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Really? I've never even tried to break an egg with two hands
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:27, archived)
# I tried once and caused the 1982 Lebanon war.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:28, archived)
# I'm cack handed, I just finish up with a handfull of egg and shell and half a brocken egg in the pan...
Just like the cheff at the teppanyaki! ;-)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:31, archived)
# I'm crack handed
I can do one in each hand, like a pro. ;)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Film it and do a youtube tutorial ;-)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Cheers, all :)
To find a decent shot of someone cracking an egg I had to sift through far too many cookery tutorial vids on youtube... plenty of them were one-handed breaks which made me envious
(other things I can't operate with one hand: putting on my watch, peeling a satsuma and ladies bra straps.)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:28, archived)
# How the hell do you put your watch on with two hands?
Have you got the time on you cock?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:29, archived)
# I like the idea of a watch cock...
yeah I said it wrong, what I meant was I sit down, press the watch face against my leg so it doesn't move while I fasten it... I'm cack at it otherwise
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Eh? You like to watch cock?
The evidence is really piling up :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Do you like fish sticks?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:55, archived)
# I like to put fish sticks in my mouth, yes.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:56, archived)
# you must be a gay fish with a watch on your cock and a bra you can't take off!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:58, archived)
# This thread has ruined my good name!
Oh, the headlines tomorrow...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:01, archived)
# you had a good name?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Yes,
unless you've been talking with my ex, of course
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:08, archived)
# i don't have to worry about that
most of my exes are dead, curiously enough....
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Er, ooh. Hmm.
Not sure how to react to that
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:19, archived)
# there's a reason my mates call me the black widow :(
having 3 exes commit suicide is a bit odd
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Wow, that's pretty rough
As coincidences go, that's more than a bit upsetting
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:28, archived)
# they were all a long time after we split
one went nuts and put his head in the oven, one hung himself because he owed nasty people lots of money and the third was a drugs thing. it's nasty, but shit happens and you can't say who it should happen to
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Aye :(
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:49, archived)
#
Restaurants will serve anything these days
(, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:11, archived)
# On the front page for the world to see!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Two hands for me garentees a decent egg ;-)
I once hand my hand in plaster for a month, It was only then I realised how forgranted we take having two hands...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:35, archived)
# particularly for bathroom procedures I can imagine
I've always hung my toilet paper 'underhand' (hanging bit closest to the wall) because you can easily snap off a sheet with one hand by pushing your wrist into the roll.
Most people hang it overhand and I always think ahh, you haven't discovered the hidden advantage yet then...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I always thought having a wee was a one handed procedure....
I found the only safe way was to put my trousers around my ankles...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:47, archived)
# haha! bra straps are easy :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Using scissors doesn't count.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:37, archived)
# It's only LADIES bra straps he finds difficult
Mens, on the other hand.......
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Maybe he should just stop wearing them altogerther!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:40, archived)
# A watch on my cock and a bra I can't take off
utterly scandalous accusations!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:46, archived)
# And just then the vicar walked in ! ;-)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:48, archived)
# can't you just get your cook to make it for you?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Are they cooks and not cheffs?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:38, archived)
# only the ones who cook for you and the rest of your household staff
such as the butler and the scullery maid
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Pffft, as if I allow my household staff the luxury of having cooked food, next you'll be saying I have to feed the plebs every day!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:44, archived)
# you mustn't feed them every day!
their little tummies can't take it! gruel is surprisingly filling, you know
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:49, archived)
# I think they're gorged on too many F's...... the chief's been over ffeeding them...
Bugger, now all I want to do is go to the chinese buffet bar!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:54, archived)
# mmmmmm
steamed ribs in black bean sauce....
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:57, archived)
# STOP IT!....... ;-)
Tonight is healthy low cal night :-(
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:00, archived)
# i'm having slightly weird comfort food
in the form of mushy peas and onions
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:06, archived)
# With bread and butter I hope.....
I bet it's what your mum had waiting for you when you used to come home from school in winter and it made you feel all warm relaxed at home isn't it.
Sorry if it's what jimmy savile gave you when you were in hospital...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:14, archived)
# actually, my mum calls me disgusting for eating it
i mix up things i like to see if they go well together. might add some ghost chillies to it, if i feel like something a bit spicy
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Well my theory is,
A hot dog goes with onions and a hot dog goes with mushy peas, so mushy peas should go with onions, but I don't think I'd want it!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:22, archived)
# it's lovely!
i'd never eat the hot dog, though.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:24, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Egg shellant. :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:52, archived)
# winner
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
Click 'n Woo!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 20:34, archived)
# LOOK AT MY EGG
(, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha!
Fantastic :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 4:21, archived)