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(moistness, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05, archived)
# oooh! controversial!
congrats on FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:06, archived)
# the font is an anachronism?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Jim'll Fix It didn't start until 1975
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:26, archived)
# he's covering his paedo tastes
sssshhhh!
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:30, archived)
# money cures all ills
on a scale of one to a million pounds, how deep are your psychological scars?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:24, archived)
# to be honest
I wouldn't blame anyone facing a bleak and lonely retirement wanting some money. There are plenty of less deserving people getting it thrown at them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:28, archived)
# About tree fiddy.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:19, archived)
# tree fiddly?
tisk
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 1:57, archived)
# hahaha
he fucked dead bodies
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:49, archived)
# I watched 15mins or so of the Beeb thing about him last night
Euuurgh and creepy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:55, archived)
# that bit from Savile's Travels
where he was at Loch Ness with binoculars

Reporter: So Jimmy, have you spotted anything?
JS: Yes, a lovely 17* year old girl, with long legs. She's certainly no monster

*she was probably 13 and in a wheelchair
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:00, archived)
# It's quite interesting watching the media over this.
The "Sir" has quietly been dropped, and now everyone's rounding on him in a classic media way, before the investigation's even started.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Not to mention everyone coming out with their "I knew he was a dodgy sort at the time but I was silenced through fear of ridicule by my peers" take.
Including Esther "founder of Childline" Rantzen.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Gambaccini on Panorama was particularly punch-worthy
"I was a young producer. Who's going to believe me?"

So you were ALWAYS a young, junior producer were you?
I'm sure you quick enough onto the Breakfast sofa o say what a great man he was when he died
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:18, archived)
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When he was alive they called him a national treasure who did ever so much for charity. Now he's dead they're saying he fucked anything that moved.

It's like the death of Diana, only in reverse.
(MC Toffeehammer, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Invoice
one keyboard, £9.99
(sephjnr, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Brilliant!
I wrote a joke when I was younger about Jimmy Savile that is now quite apt. It went thus:

"Dear Jim

Please fix my hymen because daddy said it's broken.

Jess aged 8."
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 19:00, archived)
# my thoughts entirely
I'm sure Jim was a perv but I know an ambulance chasing bandwagon when I see one.
(rogerzilla, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Jim'll boring
(PintOfGuinness, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Boring indeed
Right into underage flange.
(OTT, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:50, archived)
# LEGEND!
(waxdart hello., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:59, archived)
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I've got news for you all...


...he touched me.
(cwuz, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:44, archived)