This reminds me of Walsall Psychiatric Care UnitIt used to be what used to be called a 'Loony Bin' in less enlightened times - for all the patients that really shouldn't be 'in the community'. It's shut now.
They used to have a patient whose hobby was getting out, pushing things down his Franklin, and turning up at a local A&E. The list was unofficially shown to me by a member of the nusing staff and included:
- Drinking straws (plural)
- Bic biro top
- Bic biro inside (bit with the ink in)
- Plastic fork tines
- Metal fork handle
- Plastic spoon handle
- Glass shards
- 2' length of rusty barbed wire
Well, I guess everyone needs some sort of hobby...
(They used to have a patient whose hobby was getting out, pushing things down his Franklin, and turning up at a local A&E. The list was unofficially shown to me by a member of the nusing staff and included:
- Drinking straws (plural)
- Bic biro top
- Bic biro inside (bit with the ink in)
- Plastic fork tines
- Metal fork handle
- Plastic spoon handle
- Glass shards
- 2' length of rusty barbed wire
Well, I guess everyone needs some sort of hobby...
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:19,
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Oh...Oh.......
Now I need some mind bleach.
(Now I need some mind bleach.
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:22,
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SorryI figured you had a pretty good supply of Mind Bleach delivered daily, you wonderfully sick individual.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:26,
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It's the barbed wire that got me.How do you get it in?
How do you get it out?
(How do you get it out?
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:31,
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I honestly didn't ask.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:34,
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