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[challenge entry] We could always just hide...

From the Don't Visit Britain challenge. See all 80 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Pfffft!
Like Atlantis, you mean, or Ultima Thule? Then everyone would think we were superbeings and hunt us down!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Take a vote on it
but don't rely on the support of MPs who've just received acupuncture. Still, it'll stop immigrants sneaking in to pick berries in SW England.

It is easier for the camo to pass on the Aye of the needled than it is to enter via the lingon of Devon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:58, archived)
# Oof!
Has Devon moved?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Nope, still in the SW
(didn't ninja, honest guv)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:06, archived)
# You rotten swine!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:18, archived)
# No need for that kind of bad language
What are you, some kind of French person?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Even the French wouldn't stoop to a ninja edit of that magnitude.
(pffft I said 'stoop')
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:27, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21292873
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Haha just saw that before, serves them right.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:31, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:59, archived)
# ...best one I've seen so far (aside from mine, of course)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:10, archived)
# Brilliant!
...until the bribe money to Google Maps runs out!

It might be more cost-effective to rename your country "Greenland". Surely the combined ingenuity of your barristers can not only quash lawsuits from the alleged heretofore "real" Greenland, but get their small lawsuit-besieged population to pay damages for infringing upon your new island branding.

(H4X0r falsified timestamp on, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 5:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)