i wasn't
but i've run out of proper beer and i'm drinking the low alcohol stuff i found in the bottom of the fridge. maybe one, maybe the other. perhaps i'll wake up with my face on the keyboard
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)

and
an imprint of the keyboard on your face
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)

i've done it before
(and filled said keyboard with blood in the process. long story, not as bad as it sounds)
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)

oooh
is your mouse really a vampire?
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)

i woke up the next morning
and it was twice the size! and i was half the size!

i swapped the roller for a clove of garlic. that showed it.
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)

get an optical one
vampires can't stand light...
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)

like this?

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)

very
nice!

ooh there was something Fnord said to tell you about...did anyone tell you yet?
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:15, archived)

unless they told me to forget what it was they told me,
no. do tell!
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:18, archived)

there's this song on the betalounge
b3ta.com/board/1088913

apparently resembles something you did, or something...
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:19, archived)

I remember Spacefish's song...
...a nautical tale if memory serves.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:21, archived)

aye
there's truth in those tales
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:28, archived)

hahaha!
woo, that's good as! i wonder whether i'm an influential musical pioneer yet?
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:26, archived)

dunno
:)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:30, archived)

I'm now thinking of opening a compo
to ask people WHAT WAS THIS PERSON TALKING ABOUT where I just link random parts of conversations and ask people what they think they were talking about...Sureal things like this last massage of yours!
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)

I've never understood the point of low alcohol beer
Surely it sort of defeats the object?
( wayward., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)

i have it for exams
when it's a beautiful evening and you think to yourself "i'd really like to relax in the garden with a beer" but you know you've got to stay fairly sharp
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)

some just like the refreshing taste of beer


that you force yourself to drink for 2 years as a teenager, until your brain fools itself into thinking it tastes like the best thing on gods green earth
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)