Sister Jack Torrance

Of the Chapel of the Holy Overlook


seeing as it's Dark Friday and all

From the Nuns challenge. See all 657 entries (closed)

( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)

Yay!
Thats cool.

To Jack slightly, I just added this little song opening about Nuns to a thread that dropped off the board. I took so bloody long over it that I'm posting it here out of context.

I wish I could be shagging but I've gone and married god.
Masturbation is a no-no, and I'm dying for a prod.
Its hard to think of Jesus when your gagging for a knob.
A Nun's life is a nightmare when your horny for some rod.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)

That is excellent
haven't heard the word 'prod' used in it's correct form in ages - well done!
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)

hahaha
Are you related to Chubby Brown by any chance?

*cheeky grin*
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

That is very funny indeed

( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)

hahaha
make it in flash!
( rogan, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)