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[challenge entry] Refrigevator

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(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:03, archived)
# "I like this!"
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:08, archived)
# I like that you like this.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
# I would have thought they wanted the, wait for it, wait for it ... cellary
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# because "cellar" is like the bit downstairs and "celery" is a vegetable so yeah, it's sort of a play on words you see
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Nah, they wouldn't sink so low.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Gosh, that's awfully clever.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 15:02, archived)
# just don't let me catch anyone using it and pretending they thought of it ok
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 15:48, archived)
#
Ground floor:
Perfumery, stationary, and leather goods, wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food. Going up...

First floor:
Telephones, gents ready made suits, shirts, suits, ties, hats, underwear, and shoes. Going up...

Second floor:
Carpets, travel goods, and bedding, materials, soft furnishings, restaurants, and ties. Going down...

Third floor:
Telephones, gents ready made suits, shirts, suits, ties, hats. Going down...
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Try this, instead.
FIRST FLOOR DUNGEON
Assorted simple tortures.
Molten lead, chopping blocks
And hot boiling oil.

SECOND FLOOR DUNGEON
Jewelry department.
Leg chains, ankle chains,
Neck chains, wrist chains, thumb screws
And nooses of the very finest rope.

THIRD FLOOR DUNGEON
Household appliances.
Spike beds, electric chairs,
gas chambers, roasting pots,
and scalping devices.

BASEMENT DUNGEON
Ev'ry body out!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_5,000_Fingers_of_Dr._T#Musical_score
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Mad Clicks!
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Yes! :)
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Beer and cheese took the stairs.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# I heard Beer was mugged.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:57, archived)
# It's a dairy occurrence.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Edam you, sir!
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 14:20, archived)
# You must be tapped.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 14:34, archived)
#
As I gaze into my crystal ball ... well let me see ... the mists are clearing ... ah .. yes ... people start posting photos of the actual inside of their fridge. Hmm. Well, fair enough. I've got some meatballs and pickled eggs in mine. ANd I'm a vegetarian!
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Super :)
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 14:54, archived)