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# 'not a bad handbook for life'

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:47, archived)
# Good one, as a series this could run and run and run and run...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:58, archived)
# I think the joke would wear thin quite quickly
it's pretty much stone everyone to death for the simplest of offences; gays, non virgin brides, adulterers, rape victims, children who disobey their parents, blasphemers, oxen, non royalists, wizards and touchers of Mount Sinai
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:01, archived)
# There's beheadings, witch burnings, amputations, crucifixion, crucifaction.
(Every time I use the word crucifixion I think of Life of Brian)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:49, archived)
# Or "stoning"
"I only said 'Jehovah' "

"STONE HIM! STONE HIM! STONE HIM!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 0:56, archived)
# Heheh
I had to Google that. What a hypocritical pillock.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:00, archived)
# I love how he says he carries it and believes it all
but when asked, won't do the bit about giving his possessions to the poor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:03, archived)
# I wish he was pushed on how much
he actually gives to the poor.

I also like how he lists the Ten Commandments as a "good, simple thing", thus suggesting Sunday traders and people of all other religions are bad.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Stoning is so biblical
Massive water cannons would bring us into the modern age


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:19, archived)
# i dont like the font
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 0:18, archived)
# There's no pleasing some people
Some people need to look further than colour and shape

SOME PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 0:28, archived)
# what about JPG artifacts -- do you have a problem with them?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 1:49, archived)
# What a twat and his silly little book
GREAT likeness though, nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 11:06, archived)