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# clearly your office needs to employ some kind of Spoonherd
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:15, archived)
# Or a weapons-grade magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:18, archived)
# oooh, that would be good. Sound an alarm and switch it on
Youtube gold
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:20, archived)
# Humans eviscerated by flying metal, always good for a few thousand views
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:21, archived)
# I'll just wait for the compilation video of this weeks Spoon Magnet Fails
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:26, archived)
# HEY! Has anyone got a spare spoo *THONK*
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:26, archived)
# how ironic - a fork to the forehead
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:28, archived)
# yeah bitch! magnets! OOHHHH!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:29, archived)
# Ambiguity is strong in this one...
Maybe... Maybe the spoons had already returned to their place of manufacture. You need to word things carefully with spoons.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:19, archived)
# or maybe the spoons are faulty and have to go back to the place of manufacture to avoid death of all staff using them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:20, archived)
# High on a hill stood a lonely spoonherd
Ladle-oh-do ladle-oh-do ladle-hoo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:26, archived)
# Then Jeeebus told them this parable: “Suppose one of you has a hundred spoons and loses one of them."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 3:04, archived)