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# Subjlols
Don't be a lazy internetter
Write a rhyme for the imaginary newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:45, archived)
# I shall try
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:46, archived)
# One line can't rhyme with itself
er, unless you repeat it I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Are you shitting in a bag?
Are you pissing down a tube?
Are you eating through a straw?
You will be soon you picture-less noob.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:47, archived)
# THIS DOESN'T EVEN RHYME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Oh wait yeah it does.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:49, archived)
# around beethreeta and across the land
a cry rings out: “SHIT IN YOUR HAND!”
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:12, archived)
# I'd applaud this
if I didn't have a handful of shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:28, archived)
# both my cat and I would like to see a photograph of your hand
this is Ebola my poorly cat, he's not very well:

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:58, archived)
# He looks fine to me
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:55, archived)
# He looks delicious to me.
Does he go well with french fries?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:31, archived)
# as soon as i saw this pic, i started hearing a large housefly buzzing around
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:14, archived)
# ... because you'd turned on your buzzbum(tm) stimulator.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:33, archived)
# buzz bum tish
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:37, archived)
# also,
i bet that tastes like chicken
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:14, archived)
# my cat doesn't like you talking about him like that
he's a bit of a grouse
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:37, archived)
# also... do you fancy joining forces and making the FP CAT game a reality?
we'd make a killing
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:40, archived)
# pfft, so whe're stooping that low, OK! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:42, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:16, archived)
# mofaha
we're still waiting

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:38, archived)
# front page this now!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:21, archived)
# There once was a wheatfield mofaha...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 16:09, archived)
# image
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:48, archived)
# It's fandabbyrosey
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:50, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Far less distrubing 8)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:54, archived)
# eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:09, archived)
# Aaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:31, archived)
# Shooting Stars was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:33, archived)
# you forgot to tick the "God" option
stupid noob mod
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:49, archived)
# I'm being a Pantheist today
so it doesn't really matter what name I use.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:50, archived)
# is that one of those underwear sniffers?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:53, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:58, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:02, archived)
# haha
nice brain
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Home lols
Hall of fame
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:14, archived)
# so, what youre saying is that Mofaha is one of the gods?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:00, archived)
# You don't believe in pants?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 16:12, archived)
# I can't think of any words is a picture ok?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:52, archived)
# THREADSAVE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:52, archived)
# I was thinking if people stopped saying ROB MANUEL FINGERS DOGS
He might just come back
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:57, archived)
# fingering dogs since 1886
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:59, archived)
# ahhhh yeaa-ahhh
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:10, archived)
#
It makes no difference question setter,
we still won't see a new Newsletter,
to grace the page that's at the front,
so no more rhymes, you lazy [mod edit]!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:30, archived)
# ha! YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:40, archived)
#
There was a time when I didn't have to plead
You were a real go-getter
We didn't have to beg for a newsletter
I might like you better if you weren't a bed wetter
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:10, archived)
# ...who fingers a red setter
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:15, archived)
# I had to edit it for more poetic accuracy.
I've been wanting to use that Romeo Void reference for YEARS!

Pardon me, yes, Irish setter.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:25, archived)
# God, I haven't heard of them in YEARS!
Kinda x-ray specs meets Patti Smith!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:50, archived)
# With a dash of Chrissie Hynde
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:32, archived)
# everyone should be a mod, similar to the current scheme, only more so
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:39, archived)
# Mofaha®
Now in full 8bit color
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:41, archived)
# MUTINY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 1:48, archived)