from an actual doormat at a sweet elderly woman's home:
'back door guests are best'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:08,
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Cheating biddy.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:31,
archived)
Get a room!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:43,
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