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# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Gandalf Can't Do Simple Math Under Pressure! Can You???
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Not when I'm all hopped up on PACT coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:30, archived)
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Some cunt at work has bought mellow roast coffee, that horrible mild powder. How am I meant to do a night shift on that? cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:33, archived)
# You can get delicious Pact coffee
sent to your place of work for just one pound. Bargain if you ask me.
(#1, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:34, archived)
# Pact Coffee - picked by orphans, drunk by orphans.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:43, archived)
# picked by drunk orphans
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 1:44, archived)
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My employer is a cheap arsed cunt. Though I've found his stash of Peruvian filter coffee. YOINK....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:46, archived)
# PACT
Pact is made from radiator fluff compressed into pellets by the calloused hands of those encased in iron igloos as punishment for their depredations against the state in peace time.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:32, archived)
# Sell it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 1:55, archived)