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# This is a car. No girls, no penguins. Just a car. I might add other stuff, but had enough of it for now.
no penguins. Just a car. I might add other stuff but had enough of it for now.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Hello car
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:42, archived)
# Will it run on used chip fat?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Well I do, so it should.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:45, archived)
# Care for another saveloy, m'dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Don't mind if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:56, archived)
# Ooh don't. I've just moved.
I now need to train up a new chip shop in the art of saveloys in batter.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:20, archived)
# How come? Are you a journeyman saveloy consultant?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 19:17, archived)
# No, I just enjoy a very specific treat
that few places seem to volunteer.

Though there is a place in Thrapston that does a pork king rib grill in batter.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:44, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:51, archived)
# Is that an actual car or something from your head ?
Woo either way.
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:04, archived)
# It is based on a 50's Mercury
What they used to call a 'Lead Sled'. But it is impossibly long and low.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Cool, I like the old cars :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:24, archived)
# My model
was the film American Graffiti. Great cars, great sounds.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rEjX54IFjg

:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
# a bloke i know had a mercury like that.
i had a convertible ford consul at the time, when they were side by side it made mine looked like old pram.
*bonus points for the american graffiti ref*
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:20, archived)
# I had a big old 60's Dodge
Was great fun, you had to book cornering in advance. You'd turn the wheel and sooner or later it might start to look at changing direction.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:26, archived)
# ha ha ha YES! i know exactly what you mean about the steering
mine was absoloutley terrible when it was raining i had it sideways going round a roundabout once.
it had vacum operated windscreen wipers that slowed to a crawl when you put your foot on the gas.
also when cornering in the rain, a full on posidon adventure water pissing everywhere experience.
it was a fucking cool car though despite all its faults i wish i still had it.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:41, archived)
# It is considerate of them to write such helpful advice as 'DODGE'
in large friendly letters on the front of their vehicles though.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:19, archived)
# Its very size was enough
double decker busses used to give way to me. It wouldn't go through a width restriction, or fit in a standard parking space. I got it stuck in the spiral on a multi-storey.
It was the most impractical car ever built, and I loved it dearly.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:31, archived)
# Big old American iron
cornered like a wet sleeping bag. Horrible things. But put 'em on the motorway with dirt cheap gas and just eat up the miles...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:42, archived)
# This is a car. No girls, no penguins. Just a car.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Your observation
is observational.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:44, archived)
#
car + girl = :)
car - girl = :(
car + girl + penguin = :D
car - girl - penguin = :'(
car + lots of naked girls = \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:56, archived)
# This appears to be SCIENCE.
I will go away and think about what I have done.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:02, archived)
# Best I can do at short notice, sorry
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:21, archived)
# boo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 19:19, archived)
# This information should be on the wall of every classroom
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:06, archived)
# And gravestone...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:12, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 19:19, archived)
# car + girl + penguin - car - girl = sexy penguin tiem
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:55, archived)
# It is nice to be famous for something!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 19:51, archived)
# ahahahaha well played
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:51, archived)
# Hi Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:38, archived)
# I think the Mastertronic release of this on the Speccy came with a free Flan mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:58, archived)
# \o/
Compo it, you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:37, archived)
# Oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:41, archived)
# What we need now
is some kind of newsletter to say who won, or a place to host images and GIFs before everyone naffs off to Reddit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:08, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:47, archived)
# MERCURY!
Love love love this! I'm chasing one of these, or an Oldsmobile for my next ride! Great work, as usual, soothing and awesome! XXX
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:10, archived)
# I've never even sat in one
but they are in my top ten cars without doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:27, archived)