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# howdy
I'm on the toilet - Yay technology!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:29, archived)
# Funny that, I actually dropped a Samsung tablet in the crapper today.
Fully immersed!
Luckily, I had already flushed & I have cat-like reflexes.

Maybe dropping one's computer in the toilet is a magical precursor to visitation by infrequent visitors.

Maybe I can invent a wives tale from this.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:37, archived)
# And a hundred years in the future,
a UFO cult will symbolically drop bread-based representations of consumer electronics into a large, toilet-shaped chalice. "These are our mobile telephones that we offer up to thee, send forth thy messengers from the skies."
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:47, archived)
# bring forth thy SkUGness, oh mighty one
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:01, archived)