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[challenge entry] half the time and lots of the mess!


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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:31, archived)
# can it be pressed into service as a bacon slicer?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:37, archived)
# should the need arise
yes. cheese also.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:39, archived)
# good to know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:38, archived)
# teh bhest a mhan chan ghet
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:26, archived)
# It would be more 'effective' to have them attached to the spinning blades
unless you are looking for a slowly oscillating shave. In which case I don't blame you.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:42, archived)
# yeah, I'm not crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Do you have the paperwork to confirm that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:22, archived)
# i ate it.
It tasted of anger.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:02, archived)
# it'a an oscillating fan
you have to move up and down whilst the side-to-side motion of the whole fan cuts your jugular.

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:45, archived)
# woo and a flage
it's made the front page!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:27, archived)