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# subjlols tiem
spooky one liners
are better when they're rhymers
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:54, archived)
# roses are red, violets are blue,i have dementia, jaffa cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:56, archived)
# By Jove, I think she's got it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:46, archived)
# if i have, i got it off you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:49, archived)
# "Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my danglies and I got it from you"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 16:07, archived)
# roses are red, violets are blue, crabs are too high a price for a screw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Its Halloween so read this and then it be seen!
Just use that. Job done
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:57, archived)
# It's spooky it's scary, Rob Manuel is all ginger hairy.
Do I win £5?
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:59, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:06, archived)
# it's close to midnight
and i'm gonna fuck your pumpkin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:59, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:04, archived)
# too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:06, archived)
#
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
(herman:D, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:00, archived)
# tits :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:03, archived)
# one, two, Manuel's coming for you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Three four, the internet cunt is at the door.
I really could do with the £5...
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:05, archived)
# five, six, i'm pretty sure he likes dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:07, archived)
# ahah. ahahahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Get Bent
For Lent.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:04, archived)
# Frankenstein was a friend of mine, he fucked your mother and then drank your wine.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:04, archived)
#

(herman:D, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:10, archived)
# keep em lit
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:11, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:24, archived)
# oh ffs
i even know the song he sings to the lady cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:26, archived)
# I'm waiting to hear?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:27, archived)
# if you're ever down in texas, look me up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:55, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:58, archived)
# To Camelot!

(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 21:43, archived)
# DON'T BE LIE
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 2:47, archived)
# Why don't the BBC say useful things like "Viewers are warned that the following report contains Tories talking about drugs policy"?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:07, archived)
# Captain! He is again all time touching my rhyme.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:16, archived)
# We ain't no rhymers, we've all got Alzheimer's
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:18, archived)
# a skeleton is for life, not just for halloween
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:22, archived)
# It comes
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:25, archived)
# if you rub it enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:26, archived)
# like this ;)
(herman:D, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:31, archived)
# pretty much, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:33, archived)
# ...also if shaken too hard
You know this is fake, cause she spat it out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:58, archived)
# Christmas is coming, deccies in the shops, who'll buy an icon and support all this bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:26, archived)
# It's that old programmers' problem
oct 31 = dec 25
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:06, archived)
# Hallowe'en's over; it's fucking Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 16:35, archived)
# If you're normal, this isn't your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Ebola, ebola! They drink it in Angola
With apologies to Um-Bongo!
(I believe the exclamation mark is part of the name)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:05, archived)
# haunting your inbox like your recurrent anal warts
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 3:34, archived)
# Forklifts are cool!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 4:58, archived)