Bad habit!
Probably been done before and a damn sight better than me but I need the practice;)

Ps How do you do smoke???

From the Nuns challenge. See all 657 entries (closed)

( Danblez, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

you blow into the burning end
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

you do
light the cigarette then you do put it in your mouth then you do breathe in then you do breathe out again.

i am very, very sorry
( stouffer, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

ha ha ha
i managed to get it wrong too.
( stouffer, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

put it in your
mouth then light it kids. that's how professional smokers do it.
( stouffer, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

which end-
do you light
and which end do you put in your mouth?
*batts eyes*
(Missie Missie, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

either.
it makes no difference.
( stouffer, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

I do sorry too

(Ellis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

I am saying nothing just shaking my head in disbelief!
original jokes please on a post card =:0)
( Danblez, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

why did the clown fall off the edge of the cliff?
he was pushed.
By a Nun.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

that did make me laugh
how many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

none; since my son and husband died in a car accident, there's no-one around to do anything for me any more.
( martian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

how many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
eh?
(Ellis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

!
/smirk
(Fingolfin, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

why did the feminist
cross the road?


to suck my cock.
( stouffer, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

i like that
(the joke, I meant the joke)
( butchbint, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

you like cock please?

(Ellis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

i like
i think i'll stop there.
( martian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

you do
cigarette, you do light it, you do put in your mouth do, you do smoke
(Ellis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

bone?

( Tedmus, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

T?

( Danblez, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

bag?

(Ellis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

carrier?

( Danblez, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

Pigeon?

( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

box?

(Ellis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

card...........
BORED!
( Danblez, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

smoke
bone?
( Tedmus, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

you like bag?
you like bag please?
( martian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

Yesh please
thankyou
( Danblez, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

I like bag
please
(Ellis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

EvS did a sort of same thing.
But I still find yours most woo-some :)

here if anyone cares...
( dogsbollocks, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

Is that Sister Waynetta?
I AM SMOKING A FAAAAG!
( Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

And a big 'How do you do' to Smoke from me too
err, who's 'Smoke' ?
(crispybits, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)