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# From DailyMailOnline:

* Ken Dodd will perform for up to three nights a week for five hours at a time

* He'll perform at a rate of 7 tpm (‘titters per minute’) and travel 100,000 miles in just 24 hours

* Ken Dodd can 'reverse pelvis' at will

* Despite being equipped, Ken Dodd never 'tickles'

* Ken Dodd's favourite meal is Ken Dodd's Surprise Chicken

* Since Jimmy Saville's death, Ken Dodd is the Queen's 18th preferred celebrity



(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 21:45, archived)
# A backthrusting Ken Dodd is a terrible thought.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 22:04, archived)
# Do you have Ken Dodds in America?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 22:21, archived)
# If by Ken Dodds you mean tax evaders, then yes.
If on the other hand by Ken Dodds you mean Ken Dodds, then no.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 22:46, archived)
# a disappointing but encouraging answer
glad to hear it's not all good and bad on your side of the pond
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 22:57, archived)