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# Ver good
for scones, should it be cream and jam?
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:11, archived)
# Cream then jam
Or jam then cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:21, archived)
# Strawberry and Da-i-ry
♪ sit together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my scone hoard, oh Lord, time for teeeeaaaa ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:58, archived)
# *throws money in hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:05, archived)
# *throws monkey into hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:39, archived)
# *throws cat into monkey*
*throws up*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:41, archived)
# #eurovision2017
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:14, archived)
# jam first, then cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:06, archived)
# obvs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:08, archived)
# there are some heathens who do it the other way around!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:50, archived)
#
grab scone, jam and cream and just shovel it all in.
that's what i was always taught...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:56, archived)
# you're supposed to eat it daintily
like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:06, archived)
# well i certainly wouldn't put it there.
or would I...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:07, archived)
# you want to risk curdling the cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:09, archived)
# is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:27, archived)
# possibly, i can't tell any more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:39, archived)
# yep, pretty much that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:49, archived)
# Blasphemy.
When you make jam sandwiches do you put the jam on first, then add butter?

No, I think not.

Cream, then jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:36, archived)
# i don't make jam sandwiches
but if i did, i wouldn't use butter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:55, archived)
# So, you're one of those margarinies?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:45, archived)
# ah so dairy first and then fruit
that's the rule yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:56, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:59, archived)
# cream/butter/cheese, its all the same.
and by that I mean of course it's all different.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:06, archived)
# good, because i'm not eating a jam and cheese scone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:14, archived)
# i dunno
cheese and jam sandwiches are the best, for me anyway.
and in a way, if i eat them all, then you don't have to, so I'm doing you a favour.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:21, archived)
# you are
i'm not overly fond of jam and can't eat a lot of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:28, archived)
# well then,
i'm just doin my job ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:31, archived)
# It only works with preserves and jams
If you applied it to all fruits your trifles would be a laughing stock.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:43, archived)
# they already are
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 9:34, archived)
# cream isn't butter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:59, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:14, archived)
# It can be used as butter in an emergency. I have Lofty Wiseman's SAS survival guide.
It's all there in black and white.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:42, archived)
# oh yes, the cream/jam schism
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:13, archived)
# and the dangerous spoonerism that lurks therein
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:37, archived)
# craven money shot? :)
(ozof, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:58, archived)