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jam first, then cream
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:06,
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obvs
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:08,
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there are some heathens who do it the other way around!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:50,
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grab scone, jam and cream and just shovel it all in.
that's what i was always taught...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:56,
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you're supposed to eat it daintily
like a cunt
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:06,
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well i certainly wouldn't put it there.
or would I...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:07,
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you want to risk curdling the cream?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:09,
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is that a euphemism?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:27,
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possibly, i can't tell any more
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:36,
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:39,
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yep, pretty much that
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:49,
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Blasphemy.
When you make jam sandwiches do you put the jam on first, then add butter?
No, I think not.
Cream, then jam.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:36,
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i don't make jam sandwiches
but if i did, i wouldn't use butter
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:55,
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So, you're one of those margarinies?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:45,
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ah so dairy first and then fruit
that's the rule yeah?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:56,
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no
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:59,
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cream/butter/cheese, its all the same.
and by that I mean of course it's all different.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:06,
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good, because i'm not eating a jam and cheese scone
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:14,
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i dunno
cheese and jam sandwiches are the best, for me anyway.
and in a way, if i eat them all, then you don't have to, so I'm doing you a favour.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:21,
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you are
i'm not overly fond of jam and can't eat a lot of cheese
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:28,
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well then,
i'm just doin my job ma'am.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:31,
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It only works with preserves and jams
If you applied it to all fruits your trifles would be a laughing stock.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:43,
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they already are
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Wed 26 Oct 2016, 9:34,
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cream isn't butter
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:59,
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^this
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:14,
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It can be used as butter in an emergency. I have Lofty Wiseman's SAS survival guide.
It's all there in black and white.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:42,
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