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# Blasphemy.
When you make jam sandwiches do you put the jam on first, then add butter?

No, I think not.

Cream, then jam.
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# i don't make jam sandwiches
but if i did, i wouldn't use butter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:55, archived)
# So, you're one of those margarinies?
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# ah so dairy first and then fruit
that's the rule yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:56, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:59, archived)
# cream/butter/cheese, its all the same.
and by that I mean of course it's all different.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:06, archived)
# good, because i'm not eating a jam and cheese scone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:14, archived)
# i dunno
cheese and jam sandwiches are the best, for me anyway.
and in a way, if i eat them all, then you don't have to, so I'm doing you a favour.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:21, archived)
# you are
i'm not overly fond of jam and can't eat a lot of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:28, archived)
# well then,
i'm just doin my job ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:31, archived)
# It only works with preserves and jams
If you applied it to all fruits your trifles would be a laughing stock.
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# they already are
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 9:34, archived)
# cream isn't butter
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# ^this
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# It can be used as butter in an emergency. I have Lofty Wiseman's SAS survival guide.
It's all there in black and white.
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