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# The night before President Curry's inauguration
* scene interior of the President's bed chamber, and silk screen hangs over the bed, the President is shown in silhouette. There's a knock on the door, and silhouette of Melania Trump joins him on his bed.

Melania: Oh Donald, I'm so scared. Tim Curry will president tomorrow, and I'm afraid he might use his gay bomb on the good Christians of America.

Donald: Oh Melania, it's alright. I'll protect you and all the other God-fearing White Americans.

Melania: Oh Donald.

Donald leans forward and hugs Melania. They start to kiss passionately, when Donald accidentally knocks a wig off Melania.

Donald: Wait, what's this?

Cue Tim Curry's laughter.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 4:36, archived)