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# newsletter subject line compo
c'mon people you can do this
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:30, archived)
# Send The Buggers Back
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:34, archived)
# Shit on a sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:34, archived)
# wanky wank wank
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:34, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:35, archived)
# Defacing fascist flags... together
b3ta.com/links/1441094
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:35, archived)
# We sacked Katie Hopkins first !
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:43, archived)
# Shoving aside your other emails
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:49, archived)
# Strong and stable newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:49, archived)
# KATIE HOPKINS FINAL SOLUTION - see page 92
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:50, archived)
# sponsored by walkers
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:54, archived)
# All the best things come in threes. Here's revived newsletter number 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 May 2017, 14:00, archived)
# Does anyone know who Ariana Grande is?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 May 2017, 14:01, archived)
# I think I got one of those from Starbucks.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:30, archived)
# pushing through your inbox like a President
sounds a bit rude
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:11, archived)
# I'm small, fat, hairy, ugly, I have no friends and I am still a virgin
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:12, archived)
# CHEERING UP THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:12, archived)
# Nicky Nacky Noo, It's the B3ta Newsletter.

I bet this wins.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:13, archived)
# Suspicious newsletter spotted in inbox
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:36, archived)
# Wannacry? Just wait for the election results.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:43, archived)
# Baby wipes. Not just for babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:45, archived)
# it's hotter than the sun's inflammatory headlines
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:46, archived)
# Sponsor Draconacticus to run the Manchester half marathon on Sunday or he'll poo in your cistern
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:58, archived)
# it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:59, archived)
# It will if you go bobbing for poos in your cistern
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:02, archived)
# only if i run out of apples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:06, archived)
# Could throw a few horse apples in there? Make it a bit Russian Roulettey?
Hay or nay?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:06, archived)
# i think that's a nay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:16, archived)
# Great. Now I have all these poos and nothing to do with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:20, archived)
# send them to katie hopkins as leaving presents
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:23, archived)
# I'll put one on a potter's wheel and make her a nice cup to drink out of
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
# don't forget to curl out a nice handle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:37, archived)
# Avoid Clicking on Suspicious Links.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:33, archived)
# Saying the unsayable
(Comic pas, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:02, archived)
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Translation.
B3ta newsletter sponsored by Trump supporters
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 26 May 2017, 17:15, archived)