Sponsor Draconacticus to run the Manchester half marathon on Sunday or he'll poo in your cistern
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Fri 26 May 2017, 14:58,
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it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, does it?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 26 May 2017, 14:59,
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It will if you go bobbing for poos in your cistern
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Fri 26 May 2017, 15:02,
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only if i run out of apples
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 26 May 2017, 15:06,
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Could throw a few horse apples in there? Make it a bit Russian Roulettey?
Hay or nay?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Fri 26 May 2017, 15:06,
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i think that's a nay
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 26 May 2017, 15:16,
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Great. Now I have all these poos and nothing to do with them.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Fri 26 May 2017, 15:20,
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send them to katie hopkins as leaving presents
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 26 May 2017, 15:23,
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I'll put one on a potter's wheel and make her a nice cup to drink out of
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Fri 26 May 2017, 15:34,
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don't forget to curl out a nice handle
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 26 May 2017, 15:37,
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