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# Just seen this news...the day gets better and better....
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:31, archived)
# give me a marrow, a lump hammer and half an hour
and i'll shut her up for good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:37, archived)
# Freeze the marrow first, it will be easier to bang in with the lump hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 17:06, archived)
# Top tip!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 May 2017, 18:22, archived)
# :D
ah ha ha ha sacked.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 26 May 2017, 16:38, archived)
# I've just realised
she is the same age as me. How come I'm not a wizened old knacker faced hobgoblin.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:39, archived)
# she runs on bile
it saps the soul
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:45, archived)
# So
she's like an evil robot or something.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:54, archived)
# Your eyesight is failing.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 May 2017, 18:25, archived)
# I enjoyed getting in the LBC mentions with this story
twitter.com/robmanuel/status/868035091951431681

I've been swatting away brexiteers all day - it's been quite fun
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 May 2017, 17:15, archived)