Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:48,
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Mary had a little lamb
And it would not stop grunting
So she tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked its little cunt in.
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waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy.,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 22:51,
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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantelpiece,
To see if they would
match the wallpaper.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 9 Sep 2017, 1:25,
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