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# Apply at rear entrance

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:04, archived)
# I had a job packing fudge into boxes once but my friends kept laughing at me
I got another job lifting shirts off rails - who's laughing now?
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:11, archived)
# ummm--lifting shirts off rails is not a familiar expression on this side of the pond but
it sounds like it enabled you to see some tits, no?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:41, archived)
# Gah, you people.
You can even use the expression "fanny pack" in polite company without having to stifle a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:44, archived)
# *stifles laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:46, archived)
#
what is this kwiff betting thing on the telly? spelled to sound like quiff (ok) pronounced by a merkin to sound like queef (most unseemly)
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:59, archived)
# Chwegwin?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:07, archived)
#
Might be. Might just very well be.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:47, archived)
#
www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.collinsdictionary.com/amp/english/shirt-lifter
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:02, archived)
# So, they laughed at you for packing fudge
and they didn't laugh at you for being a shirt lifter (homosexual) who lifted shirts off rails (Urban Dictionary, rail = a horizontal erect penis of a guy laying down?) I fail to see much distinction.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:14, archived)
# I was a deez'l fit'er at the Hanes Undergarment Manufacturer.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:06, archived)
# yep, deez 'l fit her
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:36, archived)
# I had to garden up a hill once.
(gijoel, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 21:04, archived)
# I didn't notice...
...too busy drilling marmite :(
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 22:28, archived)
# Do they only order a second cigar in once someone has bought the first?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:36, archived)
# whew...another wtf comment. You guys are a tough crowd this morning! :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:42, archived)